Player Profiles

Name Will Ragg DoB 29/10/67 Position "The Boss" or Sweeper Looks Like Billy Mitchell, Spacedog Personal Motto It's nowt to do with me / It's not mine Hero Shane Magowen's Dentist
Name Neil Harper DoB 10/03/73 Position Fan Looks Like Everyone...Danny Murphy, Michael Stipe etc Personal Motto They're all pink on the inside Hero Ian Botham
Name Stephen Hedderman DoB 09/04/72 Position Central Looks Like John Candy Personal Motto If it bleeds, beat it Hero Harold Shipman*
Name Adam Millership DoB 31/08/73 Position Available for selection Looks Like Dan Ackroyd in Coneheads Personal Motto I'm not f#cking Chris French (NOTE: He's actually f#cking Podders) Hero Chris French / Dan Akroyd / Nick Podmore
Name Kevin F P Kelly DoB 26/11/73 Position In space always available Looks Like Chubby Peter Kaye Personal Motto It's the future / Brilliant / Shut up Jack Hero Stuart McCall, Shane MacGowan
Name Mark 'Pav' Schaus DoB 25/07/74 Position Old Fashioned Centre Forward Looks Like Krais Personal Motto Why try? It's the first step to failure Hero Brian Potter
Name Tom Cox DoB 24/06/83 Position Goalkeeper / Horizontal in a bush Looks Like A baby's arm holding an apple Personal Motto In the mix Hero Gobbles
Name Ben Semke DoB 27/05/83 Position Striker Looks Like Aids Victim Personal Motto Double it, Preek Hero Timmy!
Name Simon Plank DoB 08/10/73 Position Up front (3000ft above sea level) Looks Like see Kevin Plank BC Personal Motto If you are in the box you've got a chance of scoring Hero Ian Rush
Name Andrew Righton DoB Position Looks Like Personal Motto Hero
Name Kevin Plank DoB 02/04/76 Position Centre Midfield Looks Like Captain Scarlet, Professor Yaffle Personal Motto A little of what you fancy does you good Hero Bryan Robson
Name Matt Corby DoB 26/10/88 Position Wherever put (stand off - poof's game) Looks Like Rooney - without the looks Personal Motto One up the bum, no harm done! / I'm the slim Corby Hero Ringo
Name Danny Hill DoB Position Looks Like Personal Motto Hero
Name Gareth Williams DoB Position Looks Like Personal Motto Hero
Name Jack Murphy DoB 12/01/88 Position Midfield Looks Like Busted's Backing Singer Personal Motto United for the title / Aren't I great Hero Tom Billing
Name Sam Bishop DoB 27/11/87 Position Right Midfield Looks Like The gay one from Busted Personal Motto Let there be Bitty Hero Vic Cooke
Name Nick Corby DoB 25/10/86 Position Defender Looks Like Uncle Fester Personal Motto Talk lee, eat more! / Grab the fat wallet Hero Muzzy's Kebabs
Name Matt Brown DoB 22/07/75 Position Happy if I'm in the team! Looks Like Steve Harley Personal Motto Make it simple, make it accurate, make it quick! Hero Bobby Moore
Name Sam Hince DoB 15/01/89 Position Midfield Looks Like Lanky Gimp Personal Motto Nice! Hero Harpo
Name Nick Podmore DoB Position Looks Like Personal Motto Hero
Name Tom Belton DoB 28/06/85 Position Left Mid/Forward Looks Like Luke's younger brother Personal Motto If in doubt, try a nutmeg Hero Ian Rush	A picture will appear here.
Name Mark Williams DoB 13/11/65 Position Anywhere Looks Like Kensie Personal Motto Whatever Hero Doug - when he has a good game!
Name Gary Betteridge DoB 21/02/72 Position Goalkeeper Looks Like Den Perry Personal Motto Get into 'em, f**k 'em up Hero Pancho
Name Rob O'Malley DoB 25/08/72 Position Target Man Looks Like Brian Potter, Paul Merton, Maggot Personal Motto Finished What? / What do you mean "wash it first"? Hero Bernard Matthews
Name John Ryszkowski DoB 08/04/77 Position Anywhere near Shredder Looks Like A Benedictine Monk Personal Motto I'm too pretty to get hurt (allegedly) Hero Anyone who isn't ginger
Name Andy Coe DoB 07/09/72 Position Knee Trembler Looks Like Nick Coe with a good meal inside him Personal Motto They're old enough when they leave school & they leave at half three Hero Brian Clough	A picture will appear here.

*The views of this numpty are not necessarily those of Shipston Football Club!