Here it is, at long last, the thing you've all been waiting for...Kev's Brilliant List

In the interests of fairness and equality, if you think the tea-bagger has left anything off his brilliant list that deserves a place then submit the form below and, after a certain amount of scrutiny, it will be placed on the list:

Submitted Brilliant Items

Submitted by: JR
Item: When Monty got home, he opened his huge box of porn only to find there was only 2 videos in the box. Even better, he then finds his video player is broken!!!
Level: 4 (upgraded from 3)

Submitted by: Bob O'Malley
Item: Shagging white birds for cash
Level: 5

Submitted by: Ralph Buckland
Item: The Nottingham Forest song that was played every half hour after you'll never walk a bloody lone in the football club bar at the Saturday tournament. Where do the Dutch get their ides from? Like Forest are still a force to be reckoned with these days. They're even lower than WATFORD.
Level: 5